My Christmas Song

On the last day of Christmas James Maslow gave to me, 12 pizza parties, 11 Samsung TVs, 10 new Mercedes, 9 cats a purring, 8 cakes not burning, 7 singers singing, 6 acrobats performing, 5 cookies baking, 4 friends cheering, 3 turtles sitting........ 2 birds not chirping and a garbage can that smells like cheeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssseeeee.

My Future

Okay. I'm nine right now and I'm gonna tell you my future. And if or if not it comes true, I'll check in with you on my blog. I want my 10th birthday to have a limo! P.S I highly doubt that. I'm gonna pass the CRCT so I can go to 5th grade and sooner or later I will be in high school. Next, I'm going to get a puppy in a present for my birthday or a surprise. I'm going to work at an animal shelter for my college job and I'm going to be an actress when I'm done with doing the animal shelter thing. Then, I will get married to a handsome man who treats me well! When I move into my husband's house, we will have a dog named Snowflake if it's white or pepper if it's black. If it's any other colors my husband will choose the name. I will have two kids. The older one will be named Bethany and the smaller one will be named Heidi. I will die because of older age and I will live in a house. A big one. I will check in on you about if these wishes came true. See you in my blog pages! (You don't have to, but it would be really nice if you guys could follow me. I don't wanna sound desperate, but please follow me. Peace out.)

A New Year Old!

My 9th birthday party was the BOMB! First my friend Samantha showed up! We went upstairs and played karaoke! 5 minutes later, Tamia showed up! I've known her since Pre-K! She's a good friend. We played karaoke and we played with those little things when you blow in them the fat paper string blows out. Those were fun, too. I thought that none of my other friends would be able to come, but Kera came! Just in time for another song. For some reason, my karaoke machine was broken. Whenever I put a disc in and a song came on and we tried to sing through the microphone, the song would just fade as we sang in the microphone! Weird. We were so thirsty then and right when I took out some orange juice Alexus showed up. Her name is pronounced Alexis, like mine, but she spells it with a U. Once we poured the OJ in our cups, I asked my dad if he can start ordering the pizza. He said he would. After that, we played karaoke some more. We practiced and practiced this song called that's not my name and we sang it to everyone downstairs. My uncle showed up and his friend, Joline. My brother's friends just came in so they could play his X box 360. There was Giovanni, George, Sedrick and Jimmy, I think. This was on August 13! How am I supposed to remember who came? My real birthday is on August 14. We just celebrated it on the 13th. Then my mimi showed up! She's my grandma. We played with my dolls and drank some more orange juice. Right at that moment, the pizza was here! We ate two slices. Then we decided to play spy. We spied on everyone, but they saw us every time so we decided to watch TV for a little while. After that we bugged my brother. Every 5 seconds since my friends were to scared to do it because all of Darren's friends were in there I said Easy come... then I would shut the door and every 5 seconds and I would say one sentence of grenade by Bruno Mars. We decided to stop and play fake concert. Kera played with my dolls though. Samantha and Alexus took turns singing, but I was on piano and who wasn't singing was on guitar. Then it was time for cake! It was a spongebob squarepants cake. Vanilla with chocolate filling! Then we made our own sundaes with a bunch of toppings! Then Samantha's mom showed up. We wanted to get some exercise so we went outside to play volleyball with my bouncy, big, white spotted, green ball. We played with my uncle and he hit the ball so hard, it flew over our neighbor's fence. Kera, Alexus and I had to go to the neighbor's house and get it. They had a 3 year old black lab and a baby. We were petting the dog, but the baby was asleep. We didn't want to wake him up so we got the ball and just decided to play kickball, but that went wrong, too. Good thing Kera left because she wouldn't want to see this! M uncle kicked my ball into the tree. It was on the branch below the top of the tree. It was a giant tree! We played football catch, but Alexus' parents were her. Alexus asked her dad if she could sleep over. He said she could! She had to get her clothes and we stayed up LATE watching Rio the movie. We woke up at 8:30. Then 5 hours later her dad picked her up and that was an awesome birthday! Ooh I almost forgot. Presents! Samantha got me a necklace with her picture in it and a Bratz doll. Tamia got me a boy doll. I needed one of those! Kera got me a Draculara doll from Monster High. Alexus got me a Ghoulia doll from monster high also. My uncle gave me a Ken and Barbie doll. And a gift card. At first I didn't know what it was for, but you'll find out later. Joline got me all this My Little Pony stuff and finally,my paents got me an........ IPOD TOUCH! I've always wanted one! That's what the gift card's for! Thanks for listening.

The End.

Frosted Sugar Cookies Recipe with sprinkles

4 cups confectioners' sugar
1/2 cup shortening
5 tablespoons milk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
food coloring
Directions
In a large bowl, cream together the confectioners' sugar and shortening until smooth. Gradually mix in the milk and vanilla with an electric mixer until smooth and stiff, about 5 minutes. Color with food coloring if desired.

Christmas Morning

Every morning on Christmas day, a happy feeling comes my way. Knowing Santa ate my homemade cookies and reindeer ate their carrots. I flew in my mom and dad's room to wake up my parents! My mom came down with me to see the presents. Millions of presents under my pleasant. I checked on the plates that I left food for Santa. Everything was gone and then I wanted a Fanta. I tore open my present so exited with joy! And in all those presents I found a grand toy. Authorized by the elves I'l tresure it forever. Making sure it's the best moment ever! I look in the stockings candy and treats! I gobble them later or they'll rotten my teeth. What's that? A ring at the door? I run and get it. Carefully not tripping on the floor. My grandma and Uncle are here this very day. Quick, Quick come in! I hope you can stay. Oh! A feast. As lovely as pie! Cabbage, fried chicken, macoroni! I hope ther's pie! Then we have our feast and always pray first! Then we say our High's and Low's and dig in with a thirst. Then 5 hours later the guests have to leave and we had fun with them. Oh, watch out for that weed. Well, Christmas is over. We wish you a merry Christmas. And to all a good night!

How to Make Brownies

1 cup white sugar
1/2 cup butter
4 eggs
1 (16 ounce) can chocolate syrup
1 cup all-purpose flour
6 tablespoons butter
6 tablespoons milk
1 1/4 cups white sugar
1 cup semisweet chocolate chips
Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a baking sheet with 1 inch sides.
Mix together 1 cup sugar, 1/2 cup butter or margarine, eggs, chocolate syrup, and flour. Spread batter into prepared pan.
Bake for 25 to 30 minutes. Cool in the pan.
Combine 6 tablespoons butter or margarine, milk, and 1 1/4 cups sugar in a saucepan. Stir and boil for 3 minutes. Add 1 Cup chocolate chips, and stir over low heat until melted. Frost cooled brownies immediately so frosting does not cool and harden. Cut into bars

Pineapple Pizza

I'm going to show you how to make a pineapple pizza!
1/2 pound ground Italian sausage
1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
1/4 teaspoon dried oregano
1 cup crushed pineapple, drained
4 English muffins, split
1 (6 ounce) can tomato paste
1 (8 ounce) package shredded mozzarella cheese
Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a medium baking sheet.
Place ground Italian sausage in a large, deep skillet. Cook over medium high heat until evenly brown. Remove from heat.
Drain sausage, and mix in garlic salt, oregano and crushed pineapple.
Arrange English muffin halves in a single layer on the prepared baking sheet. Spread with tomato paste. Layer with the Italian sausage mixture. Top with mozzarella cheese.
Bake in the preheated oven 10 to 15 minutes, or until cheese is melted and lightly browned